Bleargh

The problem with some of the male photographers working in The Bintang is that most of the time, they take gatal pictures like these:

Yes, boobies galore. Luckily, Unduk’s pic is decent, though I can hardly say the same about the other girl in the same frame. You can argue that pics of Western celebrities are usually worse, but these ain’t no Western celebs.

PLUS, I know for a fact that most pixmen from all newspaper publications take pics like these cause they want to oggle at them later. Iyer.

I mean, they know that pics like these usually won’t be published, so why take at all? "Souvenir mah," would be the most common reply.

The Bintang photographers would also say: "Boss suka, sure print punya." And they’d be right, the big bosses at The Bintang are made up of stupid and horny old men who think nothing of publishing booby pics such as these. Except during Ramadhan.

Oh, and speaking of stupid old people, last Friday I got so worked up because somebody didn’t do what I wanted them to do. Basically I wanted this picture of Sylvester Stallone as Rocky to be  placed prominently on one page. However, the person who did that page decided that because Mr Stallone got into trouble with the law recently, we shouldn’t be highlighting his picture so much, even if the pic is relevant to the story.

So, judging by this stupid woman’s theory, we shouldn’t really be publishing pictures of Paris Hilton, Alec Baldwin, Brandy, Snoop Dogg and the thousands of other celebrities with legal problems.

She is by far the stupidest person I know.

GRRR.

Anyways, I’m on a "Things to do before I turn 31" quest. So far, I’ve got two things on my list that I’m actually doing — lose SOME weight and fix teeth.

I’m in the middle of fixing my teeth, which is no picnic. I’ve gone to the dentist four times already, and pulled (okaylah, extracted) more teeth than I’d like to count. And it didn’t help that I got an infection that day. Sial. My gums are still bleeding a bit today, though it looked and felt worse yesterday. The doctor said it’s normal to get infections after extractions especially if one doesn’t take care what one eats, hint, hint. Okay, he didn’t exactly SAY "hint, hint" but he did imply it with his eyes.

Next will be fillings. I hate fillings. All I can say is OWEE. :( 

Anyways, next to painful teeth fixings, you would think that losing weight would be a cinch. Riiiight…

My venti is cold now, it’s time to go home.

Bali.

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Perez Hilton moment: Hello, girl in turqoise, I can see your tan line… and you need a new make-up artist. And sack your hairstylist while you’re at it. 

Can you hear me getting bitch-slapped?

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